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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 27 days ago

You first fuckface.

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You first fuckface.

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 27 days ago
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  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Rob Schneider is… a fascist loser! Dum dee dum dee doo. Coming this summer!

  • dead [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Probably not what people want to hear but re-enacting the draft would be a surefire way to weaken the US military. Without the draft, the US military has formed a uniform ideology. It’s mostly hogs and imperialists who choose to enlist.

    If unwilling participants were forced to enlist, it would weaken the whole structure. Especially with how unpopular the US-Israel-Iran was is. If libs started getting drafted, they might start doing some actual resistance, not just like funny sign parade.

    • bunnossin [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah… and the possibility of revolution becomes infinitely more likely if there’s military support

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I hope they do it then. There is also the benefit of seeing the most dedicated imperialist foot-soldiers die before the draftees, thinning out the more dedicated fascists would be a net positive too.

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      I agree 100% except I think its a good idea.

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Can we drop Rob Scneider on Iran?

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      No country on earth deserves such a fate

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I’m pretty sure we can find an altitude that works for everyone

      • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I can think of one actually

        hamas-red-triangle

        :isntrael:

        Except this time it’s Rob Schneider dropped on Tel Aviv

  • take_five_moments [any]@hexbear.net
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    People saying this shit never have any skin in the game.

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      MFW I wish Rob Schneider didn’t have any skin, in the game or otherwise

      • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Rob Schnider is a Carrot! And everyone want to peel his skin off!

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    This guy came into whole foods when I was working there and my co-workers were losing their shit like “oh my god I can’t believe Rob Schneider is here I’m gonna get his autograph!”

    He came to my section and just looked like a tiny little frail guy. I made eye contact with him and he looked as if he was going to ask me a question and I walked to the back and went to the bathroom and just sat on my phone for 20 mins.

    The point of this story is that this dude could be bodied by anybody here regardless of your size and/or able-bodiedness. You would absolutely pretzel wrap this motherfucker. Don’t let some little dude that wears a raincoat indoors and a matching fishing cap tell you to die for isr*el

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      If you’d accidentally pulled say a whole lot of stuff off the stop shelf and it landed on him that would’ve been a traumatic event for you too.

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    I have always said. If someone who thinks we should be in a war is not on the front lines? They are full of shit. Like there are thousands of other reasons, issues, etc. But still, it pisses me off. Probably cause it’s some peak coward shit.

    • All Ice In Chains@lemmy.ml
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      ‘The Ghost Of Tehran’ but he’s a literal ghost

  • CocteauChameleons [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Took me a couple minutes of scratching my head to remember who the fuck this guy this. He was in the Grown Ups duology right?

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      He’s a guy who got typecast as an annoying dweeb who says wacky catchphrase. Also he stopped having a career after Adam Sandler stopped putting him in movies as a 5 second cameo.

  • Noodles4dinner [none/use any]@hexbear.net
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    The book of isiah commands us to beat our schneiders into plowshares.

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      I’d settle for beating our schneiders.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Who in the world asked for his opinion?

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      Saying increasingly deranged shit is the only way people remember he exists.

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    Rob Schneider is… the draftee

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    Not only is Schneider well known for being extremely divorced, hes also involved in a bourbon scam https://www.tearsoftheleft.com/

    • LetterLiker [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      my main man DC Draino

    • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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      I think it’s very nice of them to not restrict accessing this to residential block IP addresses.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    🎵And I’ll proudly stand up, force you to fight while I’m 7,200 miles away
    'cause there ain’t no doubt, I love dead “kids”, Moloch bless the USAAA🎵

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      damn you got those pipes warmed up today huh

      • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        They don’t call beanis the musical fruit for nothing

  • 小莱卡@lemmygrad.ml
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    remind me who that guy is

    • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      a stapler

      • JustSo [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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        OH MY GAWD its Amy Klobuchar from outside the ring and she’s throwing Schneiders!

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Washed

  • DasRav [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Quick! Listen! The most washed man in history has a take!

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