I notice a real dip in posting in the evening, especially on weekend. People, you gotta stop banging bods and start banging out that content. This slop is the only thing I have going for me.
Fuck people who have sex. They suck.
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Wear a chastity device for me
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Jokes on you. I post every time I bust
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I haven’t had sex since 2006.
True comrade!
Never, if I don’t meet my sex and baiting quota I’ll get really sick
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Sex is a material condition.
Sex is revionist
jorking it and by it i mean nothing at all
Brother, I am so tired of these sex havers.
Uh, have you considered that I spent the whole weekend gooning?
Sex was invented by Big Condom to sell more condoms
Don’t worry comrade, you can just call the volcel police on these people. Don’t worry, they’re not bourgeois police, they’re a revolutionary guard. The volcel pledge must be defended!
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Fuck people who have sex.
Will do!
They suck.
Most certainly!
