How dare any of you wipe your ass with anything but water. I will adventurism you so hard if I find out that any of you are using feudal paper based methods.

The crabs are probably freshly caught, but they also seem very polite.

I’m trying to make an effort to be nice. This just seems like a snarky way to answer the “pet or meal” question.

Do I mark the image as a spoiler by setting it as NSFW

Yes pls, so it’s just a blur for those who don’t click on it

those crabs do seem to compliant to be alive

Are they about to be your meal or your pets? I say this as someone who’s never caught crabs.I just assume that this is dinner.

Pls content warning for meat. I’m assuming those crabs are dead or are about to be cooked.

But where will billionaires go to die??

Using Heliboard now. It’s great. Thanks so much!

Ya I want to know too

Sorry what happened to your mum. Also wanted to say that a lot of cancers are very treatable (and some are very much less so), so pls consider the prognosis from the doctor first.

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Jesus Christ. Sometimes I seriously wish for a hell, because reactionaries would all go there.

economics class

which is absolute ideology anyhow

“Does The Washington Post have a paywall?”

wow, you’re using the everyone else is doing it argument. These are fucking children

No! One must support themselves with just their arms! Enjoy your lifetime ban you liberal.

I know this is a joke, but OMG mum would get so mad at the “only go to mass at Easter and Christmas” people.

I am literally the top admin/owner/funder/coolguy of Hexbear. This is absolutely true. The only way to save hexbear is if enough users piss themselves doing a headstand. Sorry but it’s the only way.

I read this comment 4 times before I finally got the joke

I’m sure that it sucks to be a worker around Elon’s mum (or Elon for that matter).

Not complaining, but it’s funny/admirable how leftists are OK with policing each other’s jokes. Tbh often I’ll mentally have an idea for badposting, but then scratch it as “ironic bigotry is still bigotry”.

I know you all (most of you all) are just joking. But please remember that COVID didn’t originate from Ft. Detrick either.

*yes I know a lot of other biological weapons did