thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 4 months agoExplaining Communism to an amerikkkanhexbear.netimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1117arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1115arrow-down1imageExplaining Communism to an amerikkkanhexbear.netthelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.net · 4 months agomessage-square43linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepurpleworm [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45arrow-down1·4 months agoThese names are so condescending. "Yeah, I’d like some Thirst-Quenching Coke please, not the Coke that doesn’t have water in it. Tempting Cheeseburger? No, I want the Ugly, Rancid Cheeseburger.
minus-squareLeninWeave [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·4 months agoActually, give me the Half-Flavor Orange Drink.
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·4 months agoPrepare for unexpected flavors, Mr. LeninWeave
minus-squareunwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoAnd I’d like one frozen-over coffee straight from the deep freezer, please.
minus-squareNinaPasadena [she/her, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 months agoPure beef? No I’d prefer 50/50 beef/plastic
minus-squareinfuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoA beverage needs to consist of a minumum of 90% water to really be thirst-quenching.
minus-squareFatVegan@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoIf it’s not called garbage in a bag, it’s false advertising
These names are so condescending. "Yeah, I’d like some Thirst-Quenching Coke please, not the Coke that doesn’t have water in it. Tempting Cheeseburger? No, I want the Ugly, Rancid Cheeseburger.
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Actually, give me the Half-Flavor Orange Drink.
Prepare for unexpected flavors, Mr. LeninWeave
And I’d like one frozen-over coffee straight from the deep freezer, please.
Pure beef? No I’d prefer 50/50 beef/plastic
A beverage needs to consist of a minumum of 90% water to really be thirst-quenching.
If it’s not called garbage in a bag, it’s false advertising