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A picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”
Unfortunately this is me this winter. I have an ebike but no car, and my commute is 1h 15m every morning and evening in Minneapolis. I’m scraping by but the money for a car hasn’t come together so I’m trying to get warm gear together. It sucks.

Get this person some weed and/or pussy they need it
I actually do get a lot of both tbf
Then share dammit!
I am literally! Lol relationship anarchist.
I live in an area that gets pretty snowy. My ebike has front wheel hub, so more stable that other ebikes. I tend to have so much fun just driving in snow, it’s quite an experience doing burnouts in snow and sliding in corners
That does indeed suck. I hope you can stay warm this winter.
That seat tho! Never seen anything like it, is it comfortable? Almost looks like a custom mold of a butt haha
EXTREMELY comfortable. Idk it was at Walmart. Just replaced the stock seat with it.
Bro, that’s me in 2001 riding home from playing PlayStation with friends.
Probably just a very normal Canadian, who can estimate snow levels.
Wait … that’s snow? Thought rain and fog
Of course white ,lines from the wheels…
You just know that this was posted by an USAmerican because thats just how i get to work when it snows in Germany.
Yeah, this isn’t that abnormal in Canada either lol. I guess the one thing is that normally winter bikers have fat tires
I saw a guy cross country skiing downtown (Toronto) after a huge snow and thought that was pretty funny
I was gonna say this would be an ideal commute for about 1/3 of the year
I still use fairly thin ones, but they are very spiky.
If this how the outside of my window looked in the middle east, a national emergency has probably been declared with hundreds dead or lost and the military dispatched to the streets.
I am also from Germany and could have posted this. I have never seen anyone ride his bicycle under these conditions here
Then you’re definitely not from the Munich area
Looking back to my first 20 years I wonder why tf we all thought it’s a great idea to bike through storms and blizzards instead of just walking
That could be me at 18 years, 3:30 am, with way too much alcohol in my blood going home from the sbahn station after clubbing
Or going to/from work and doesn’t really have any other options.
Could be a normal Dutchman too.
“Oi, Dutchman!”
…
“O hallo!”
Eh, while the Dutch are great bikers they aren’t super snow resistant, especially with global warming snowfalls are getting rare and a couple centimeters brings the country to a halt (but yeah they still bike).
Weed or pussy? Well now I feel like a chump for doing that shit for school or work
could also be that he has weed, and now needs THAT ONE CANDY BAR
Or tacos
why do i find this view comfy
Why not both?
Pretty common in Montréal…
Pussy and weed?













