Yeah but then you have to watch football. Why go through the suffering? Lol

You can also just pirate

That’s a red bow tie

Idk but I’d like her to do it to me 🥴

They were basically asking for it

Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.

Oh I meant I’m gay and panicking 😂

Scared gay panicking

I’d love another alias. That was my favorite phone.

I spent 3 years of my childhood in one of these. I hope they get cancer.

Ah, glad I tagged this account as having said “Democrat Party” ahead of time.

I say sure, hand them the receipt (most of the time unless if there’s something I might need to return) and keep walking.

All they asked was to see my receipt. They can look at it all they want.

🫦

It’s barely a concept 😂

ITT: discussion about BDSM using codewords and allegories in every comment.

One of them looks happy to see you

Sigh… Fine.

I’ll do it myself.

I don’t see it though, personally.

Jawohl, mein Führer 🙄

Seat 9 with noise cancelling headphones and beetlejuice in-flight movie might not be so bad… Considering the options…

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME???

-baby that is in fact gonna cry