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tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 20 days ago

What's wrong, babe? You haven't touched your can of FNAFta

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What's wrong, babe? You haven't touched your can of FNAFta

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tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 20 days ago
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  • cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    20 days ago

    “ONE FAZMILLION DOLLARS TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY” - Scott Cawthon probably

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    20 days ago

    bird-screm-2 slurrrrrp

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      So this is the famous slurp juice

      • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Using multiple on one Ape may lead to diabetes though

  • ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What are the left and right ones? I don’t keep up with new school horror

    • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Apparently it’s The Grabber from Black Phone 2

      https://attractionsmagazine.com/blumhouse-fanta-cans-flavors-2025/

      • ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I have literally never heard of that. If you didn’t post the article I would have genuinely thought you were bullshitting too because it sounds so made up. Culture in decline

    • SmithrunHills [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Red Shrek and Purple Gal, if I had to guess

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Maybe M3GAN from M三GAN and… the Devil?

  • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Ewww no kombucha-disgust I’ll stick to my BNHA Ocean Bomb thank you very much

  • ThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m waiting for the FANTifA

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