Our solution to this problem cost us like $100, and it’s lasted forever: we each bought our own blankets for the bed. My partner’s is a heavy as hell extremely warm blanket. Mine is a dollar store bedsheet that offers zero warmth, but I can wrap myself up like a caterpillar in a cocoon and stay cool.
As a bonus, our solution didn’t involve the Bombardiro Crocodilo machine burning down the planet to do the same thing.
Hell yeah! I like to be as cold as the human body can survive when I sleep. Also I like to have like 85 pillows so I can build myself a small mech suit/fortress. My spouse hates this but I need it to survive.
Our solution to this problem cost us like $100, and it’s lasted forever: we each bought our own blankets for the bed. My partner’s is a heavy as hell extremely warm blanket. Mine is a dollar store bedsheet that offers zero warmth, but I can wrap myself up like a caterpillar in a cocoon and stay cool.
As a bonus, our solution didn’t involve the Bombardiro Crocodilo machine burning down the planet to do the same thing.
Hell yeah! I like to be as cold as the human body can survive when I sleep. Also I like to have like 85 pillows so I can build myself a small mech suit/fortress. My spouse hates this but I need it to survive.
I like to be in a cold room, but be warm under a blanket. Idk why that is just the perfect way to sleep for me.
We need to normalize separate blankets for couples sharing a bed.
Return to tradition (but tradition is the seperate beds like in I love Lucy).
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