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dan@sffa.community to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago

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  • walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz
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    11 months ago

    The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

    • emberpunk@lemmy.ml
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      11 months ago

      ah yes, pulpulism.

      • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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        Goddammit that’s good.

        • emberpunk@lemmy.ml
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          11 months ago

          Thank you kind friar

  • macarthur_park@lemmy.world
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    I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

    • barsquid@lemmy.world
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      Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.

      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        but they don’t have pinkies

        • brianorca@lemmy.world
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          Canines have five digits on their front paws, just like we do. Their “dew claw” is equivalent to our thumb, so the outside digit is still a pinky digit.

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    To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he’ll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

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      Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.

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      He’d be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers…

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    This is so 2015…now it would be “Once elected, I will murder every single one of you” and they would reply with joy in unisson: “Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you’re our saviour!!!”

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    We’ll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!

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      But don’t worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don’t want him.

      • Drag it thru daGarden@midwest.social
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        foxyBoi

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      The bad faith always comes out of the woodwork every time there’s a chance for a good old fashioned false equivalency

      • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world
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        It certainly does.

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    “If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”

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    “And if I’m NOT elected, I’ll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!”

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    Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”

    The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Elections are more like:

    The wolf is in a shepherd dog’s skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying “they’re wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!”.

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    “That wolf is so full of shit. Who’s his opponent?”

    “Donald Trump.”

    “He has my vote.”

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      BoTh fUcKiNg SiDeS!!!11

  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock.”

    wait is this just eugenics?

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    Hey ai watup

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      It’s done a pretty good job. I wonder how many copyrighted images it plagiarized.

      • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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        Yes, there are only a handful of monsters in this picture that need to be burned at the stake.

      • MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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        "All of them. Ideally.

        … Oh shit, I said that second part oht loud, didn’t I?"

        • Every “AI” CEO ever…
      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de
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        I think it was a skilled prompter + manual editing

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    reminds me of: “Yeah, i’m a male feminist. you’re welcome society”

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    What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?

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      Don’t blame me, I voted for the face eating leopard!

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    since when did foxes kill sheep

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      They generally don’t, but all things are possible in memeland!

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      I took it to be a coyote. They go after sheep sometimes. Also, they are associated with being trickster figures in mythology.

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