The real reason…
Bout to say, pic needs more nudibranchs
Reasons the ocean doesn’t suck:
It imploded that submarine full of billionaires.
You can’t walk on it
Skill issue.
Why don’t you rub it in, Jesus. 🙄
Whales are like “we had legs and didn’t like it. Twice. Typical topside bottom dwellers.”
Spongebob knew what was up
Mammal traitors is such a hilarious way to describe whales
Flipper-floppers is also acceptable
Complain about darkness but like the weirdos that dwell in the darkness? Odd take lol
Don’t diss manatees like that. They are giant floating ocean potatoes with a temperament somewhere between snorlax and a puppy.
What makes us mammals is, at least in a linguistical sense, being brestfed. My first thought on the traitor thing, was “grow some breasts”. Turns out, whales do have nipples
You mean the original turn coats?
can’t walk on it
Then how come Toad the Wet Sprocket has a song about walking on the ocean? 🤔
