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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago

guys i feel weird do i look okay?

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guys i feel weird do i look okay?

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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    no

    i didn’t look at the picture

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOP
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      walter-breakdown

      one million vine boom SFX as my heart dissolves from this betrayal

  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It was very naughty to steal the VLC logo and wear it on your head.

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    There’s definitely something wrong with your toes, but I prefer this new color combination over your ugly, mud-grey colored feathers.

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOP
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      walter-breakdown

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    You looking like a Monster in Pikmin

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOP
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      Rude

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        pikmin-carry-lfloppy-owlpikmin-carry-r

  • TheSpectreOfGay [hy/hym, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    your hat makes you look very fashionable

  • Esoteir [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    what if instead of Dort_Owl it was Dark_Owl and they scared the absolute shit out of you

    119 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN moon

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOP
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      BOO

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        kitty-cri-screm

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    Looking schmick! doggirl-thumbsup

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.netOP
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      I’m fumbkin shplinging

  • Are_Euclidding_Me [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    Holy shit you turned into a spider!! I don’t think you’re ok at all!

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      WHAT

      I WAS TRYING TO TURN INTO A DORT

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        Oh no! Something must have gone wrong! Are you sure you said the incantation correctly?

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          Fuck, a spider must have walked into the rat sacrifice pile

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