WHAT IS THIS FUCKED UP REALITY
The grift that keeps on grifting
Idiocracy, we got there early
Welcome to the Onionverse.
While controlling the FCC this would be yet another conflict of interest.
Those are the only interests he has.
and yet never seems conflicted about it
Add it to the stack.
The signs of quality and attention to detail are already there for all to see!
Of course it’s golden.
I’d rather have a long life camera than AI face unlock.
Show me a camera with a longer life.
im surprised it cant even download more ram
Wut? Specification Processor & RAM Storage 12GB RAM
I’m kinda looking forward to finding out which Chinese OEM is building this thing and how they will be contorting the definition of Made in USA to apply it here.
They’ll declare the Chinese factory part of the US Embassy.
MADE IN THE USA
My goodness, they’ve found a way to open chip foundries, screen factories, and mass machining factories all within 150 days! Who needs democracy or due process or science policy when you have results like that?!
Press X to doubt.
“Made in the USA” only applies to the sticker that says “Made in the USA”.
Knowing Trump thats prolly not even true…
“Good Intentions to Make this in the USA. (Sticker made in China)”
Freedumb Fone II
Wait, this actually runs Linux? This isn’t how I imagined mass adoption to go lmfao
The monkey paw curls
Switching to Linux to own the libs.
Removed by mod
Had to take a look at it and… nope. It seems clearOS is a linux (or you know gnu plus linux) distro, but clearOS mobile is android.
What even is this. It’s like a Foss OS & Store but all proprietary? More like unfreephone
Hahahaha, he must be pissed off at the “Obama Phone” meme
Scam artist can’t stop scamming.
And I’m betting they’ll be exempt to the Apple and Samsung tariffs
With free Russian malware preinstalled
Correction: Chinese malware.
Russia does not need to gather such intelligence when they can simply phone Trump to get the news.
There’s something ironic about the Trump Mobile site having a GDPR cookie notice.
The AI face unlock can determine residency status and the GPS will ping your location every 5 seconds to DHS and ICE if you don’t have legal residency or citizenship.
You know what’s fucked? How much we really do need a public utility option for cell phones (and Internet). But this ain’t it, fam. Oof
Talk-O Mobile, perhaps?
Amazing! You have brought me all the internet joy this morning!
- Double-handed handshake and walks away mumbling -
^Simply amazing! That was such a great comment!^
Perfect surveillance device to keep track of all the proles and listen in everywhere.
