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Prevost earned a Bachelor of Science in mathematics from Villanova University in 1977.
the first STEMlord pope??
Down with popes
I refuse to believe the Cardinals got together to elect a Cubs fan. Absolute nonsense
Some pedo apologist:
“No, you can’t do that. Think of the poor children.”Trans people:
“Haha, gender printer go brrr.” 
Huh. Never thought it would end up being an old white dude.
Amerikkkan no less
Kind of boring pope name. Now the power move here would have been to take the name God I.
Christ II would have been pretty bad ass as well.
> be me
> praying because good catholic
> want to do good, but world’s shit
> crisis of faith, ask god “why do bad things happen to good people?”
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> god hits me with “new pope, who dis?”Ask for pizza pope
Get burger pope instead
The fuck?
He’s from Chicago, so he’s more of a pie pope
This was bomb though. Like a cultural phenomenon.
Although this variation was kinda cursed.
As a food scholar, I confirm this is dialectical materialism.
I had it a couple of times when they still sold it. Honestly, it was perfectly meh to alright.
I think they changed the recipe early on or something.
This was my roman empire however:
Ask for karaoke pope
Get deep dish pizza pope instead
looking for a new pope
ask the conclave if their papabile is cool or a pedophile shuffler
they dont understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is cool and what is pedophile shuffler
they laugh and say “it’s a good papabile sir”
elect him
its a pedophile shuffler
Another lib pope, I just didn’t expect an American pope.
Holy Hell!
God is Dead and JD Vance has killed them
born in Chicago
Huh I’m going to Vatican City on Saturday, have a chance to do something incredibly funny
What are you doing on Hexbear, Mr. Vice President?
Truly end of Roman/US Empire times.
