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I refuse to believe the Cardinals got together to elect a Cubs fan. Absolute nonsense
Some pedo apologist:
“No, you can’t do that. Think of the poor children.”Trans people:
“Haha, gender printer go brrr.” 
Huh. Never thought it would end up being an old white dude.
Amerikkkan no less
Kind of boring pope name. Now the power move here would have been to take the name God I.
Christ II would have been pretty bad ass as well.
Truly end of Roman/US Empire times.
> be me
> praying because good catholic
> want to do good, but world’s shit
> crisis of faith, ask god “why do bad things happen to good people?”
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> god hits me with “new pope, who dis?”Holy Hell!
Huh I’m going to Vatican City on Saturday, have a chance to do something incredibly funny
Ask for pizza pope
Get burger pope instead
The fuck?
He’s from Chicago, so he’s more of a pie pope
This was bomb though. Like a cultural phenomenon.
Although this variation was kinda cursed.
As a food scholar, I confirm this is dialectical materialism.
I had it a couple of times when they still sold it. Honestly, it was perfectly meh to alright.
I think they changed the recipe early on or something.
This was my roman empire however:
Ask for karaoke pope
Get deep dish pizza pope instead
Another lib pope, I just didn’t expect an American pope.
born in Chicago
looking for a new pope
ask the conclave if their papabile is cool or a pedophile shuffler
they dont understand
pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is cool and what is pedophile shuffler
they laugh and say “it’s a good papabile sir”
elect him
its a pedophile shuffler
God is Dead and JD Vance has killed them
Boring ass papal name. Call me when we get an Urban or something
Leo is a decent pope name, but Lando > Celestine > Urban > Boniface > Sextus > Linus > Leo > Sylvester > … Pius > John
Pope Leo XIII (1878-1903)
Greatest achievement: Known for his social encyclicals, especially Rerum Novarum, which dealt with the issue of workers’ rights and the need for social justice.
He was anti-communist “both sides” though.
From a class collaborationist, conservative perspective of course.
I read it for catechism, and while it’s very much a piece of catholic doctrine from the 1800s, it has in it a lot of the seeds of the more socially involved movements within the church.
Pope Popey McPopeFace
Pope Leto II to guide humanity on the Golden Path
Would god still love me if I were a worm
Would god still love you if He were a worm?
