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kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

New type of open relationship: Its monogamy, but if you can fuck a troop's wife you have to go for it. What should it be called?

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New type of open relationship: Its monogamy, but if you can fuck a troop's wife you have to go for it. What should it be called?

kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Kuori [she/her, pup/pup's]@hexbear.net
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    that’s just regular monogamy

  • LaBellaLotta [any]@hexbear.net
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    Jodyamorous

  • acidburn [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Snake eater

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    service to your removedry

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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    Foxholing? three-heads-thinking

    • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netM
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      Putting atheists in troops foxholes.

  • g_mer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Supporting the troop supporters

  • la_tasalana_intissari_mata [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    It’s called sleeping in a bed with a fascist. If someone’s married to a child killer they’re a fascist.

    • CommunistCuddlefish [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Absolutely. I would never sleep with a US soldier’s wife, because I would never give a fascist good sex.

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    It’s called jody

    https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jody

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jody

    • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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      its only for men romancing women? kiryu-slam

      we must make it gender neutral

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        https://taskandpurpose.com/military-life/brief-history-jody-original-mr-steal-girl/

        Apparently, the origins comes from a man called Joe De Grinder, a folk figure who slept with married women in African American oral tradition.

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        Jody/Jordie

        Or simply Jo®dy/ie 😌 an elegant solution, I know

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        Jodeci

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    legged combat

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    Anti imperialism

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