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    spamton-stare [Wow] KRIS, THIS IS BIG [SHOT]! CONGRESSWOMAN HELEY [I, am Steve], A HIGHLY RESPECTED [Democracy Now!], WHO NARROWLY LOST IN THE [premium quality] TO ABDUL MOHAMED EL-SAYED, AND WHO HAS BEEN BREATHLESSLY [champagne] AND [luxurious dining experience] BY THE [stupid]-OCRATS TO HELP IN THEIR MICHIGAN CAMPAIGN FOR THE [internationally-reknown] SENATE AGAINST MIKE ROGERS, HAS JUST [your choices don’t matter in this world] MIKE ROGERS FOR [Emperor Palpatine]! HER [1M followers] IS [BIG], AND THE LEVEL OF RESPECT FROM THE [dear shoppers] OF MICHIGAN, ESPECIALLY FOR OUR AFRICAN AMERICAN AND JEWISH [viewers at home], IS [VR] unparalleled. HALEY SAID [why?] [absolute bargain!] PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO [special announcement!]. SHE [series finale] [BIG] AND ALMOST [exclusively on Fox] LOYALTY TO THE [BIG] [audience] OF MICHIGAN WITH [HOW] SHE DID. IT’S A [wonderful products] [I CAN TURN MY HANDS INTO PHONES] BRAVERY, AND [for a limited time only!] PEOPLE HAVE IT LIKE JUST [revealed] BY CONGRESSWOMAN HALEY [Michael Stevens]! President SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [©1997]