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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 16 days ago

Why don't periodic tables add an extra square at the bottom with infinity atomic number called "Blackholium"?

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Why don't periodic tables add an extra square at the bottom with infinity atomic number called "Blackholium"?

RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 16 days ago
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  • SchillMenaker [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    16 days ago

    Be normal for once. Don’t start talking about quark gluon plasma. This is a joke comm.

    Haha, I bet it needs TP for its black hole.

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Please do start talking about quark gluon plasma

      • DoofusAscendant [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        16 days ago

        She quarks on my gluons til I plasma

      • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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        15 days ago

        You actually can’t because of the word filter. It’s censored.

        • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          Too many g*mer words?

          • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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            Worse, physics!

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    Why arrange all the elements in a grid, when you could make it in the shape of a pair of boobs instead? Everyone loves boobs.

  • WokePalpatine [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Badpostium.

  • insurgentrat [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    end goodposting in badposting! This is the funniest periodic table joke I’ve ever seen.

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      heart-sickle

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Periodic table OC atoms

    134 Shadownium — the exiled noble gas (he/they).

    Usually disguised as carbon and is chill. But when his friends are threatened he can power up and take on 128 extra protons for a limited time. As a noble gas, no other elements can react with him so he’s immune. He pretends to make carbon bonds like hydrogen, but it’s just a facade. He has a crush on Americonium because she radiates with a long half life, but knows he’ll never form a bond with her. Maybe if he can re stablize at 134 protons he’ll be able to be stacked into a critical mass and finally give her the stability to radiate alongside him. But after Radon banished him from the noble gas clan, it’s hard to find community in like minded atoms.

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