Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parent’s basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.
Morning Glory Milking Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there’s only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Milking minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she’s determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.
When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his milking sessions, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan—unless her feelings aren’t so one-sided after all.
Morning Glory Milking Farm is a short human/monster romance novel, featuring a high heat slow burn with a lot of heart, and a guaranteed HEA. CWs include: cock milking, non-human anatomy, size difference, and a lot of fluid. It is the first book in the Cambric Creek monster romance series, and can be read as a standalone.
Obligatory “the most unrealistic part of this book is the notion that you can get a job and pay down your student loans.”
What does it say about the economy when “not being broke all the time” belongs in the same category of ridiculously unrealistic fantasy as “jacking off a minotaur”?
i dunno i think the minotaur is there to ground the fantasy of ‘having disposable income’
short
slow burn
if the slow burn isnt at least 200k words before the first kiss im not interested
book for the Hexbear bookclub when ?
Only if we all agree to take it extremely seriously. I want paragraphs of analysis on the themes and symbolism at play in each cock milking scene
Who’s milking who?
Yes
Textbook badpost: middling reheat of near decade old reddit meme, not a brave commentary on the text itself, way behind in minotaur nut technology, and worst of all, heterosexual.
Apex badpost.
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Don’t you dare attack it!
Edit: As someone who owns image has me
spoiler
this is my favourite source of personal information - I’m just holding my face. This must mean my deleted screenshot.
I am the apex of shit, it’s true
(and my bad had no idea this was an old meme, I never saw it before recently, I just thought it was a funny sex cow book
)
sorry I’m such a yapper, but fwiw this one is a hall of famer for badposts, beanis level post
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cow
minotaur, please.
Considering there are quadrupedal cows/ungulates in the background, I have questions about this world
Wait 'til you hear the OG minotaur’s origin story.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Goodposting is that way
No this is pretty lazy and bad
Its amazing. Im gonna increase your posting budget by 5,43%
Yay, more mealworms for for gambling
dont spend all your mealworms at once :3
I already lost them
Ahh should have gambled all on black
You are WAY out of line. WAY out of line. Your response was not IN ANY WAY appropriate.
How dialectical is it?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Is there hot udder slapping action with BIG MILK SQUIRTS?!
I don’t think it’s the udders getting milked this time comrade
You are WAY out of line. WAY out of line. Your response was not IN ANY WAY appropriate.
