Israeli grandmas are in your neighborhood and they’re looking for s*x.
And here I thought they were just all pedos
They’re looking for s*x with children, yes
Do we have to censor “sex” now on hb?
Yes, did you not get the m*mo?
*o I d*d n*t
S** ** * ****
Ever since the first episode of Metalocalypse I’ve said G-Milf and am disappointed it didn’t become the norm.
Not enough people watched that show, let alone bought Dethalbum, Dethalbum II, or Dethalbum III
I didn’t get too into the actual music but a number of my buddies went to see them live.
As a metal guy from Wisconsin, I attached deeply onto Pickles
Often to the point of when my partner asks me what I want do, I usually just respond with “What if I just wanna go down to the park and look at some swans?” in a thick 'Sconnie accent
I to this day will bust out “is there olives in it?”
<literally any response >
“Then it’s pee pee time”
When i have to go to the washroom
I once serenaded my friends with the Tittyfish song
They were quite amused
I literally live in a house room above the garage now. Fuck.
“How to cook authentic indigenous Israeli food: Sushi”
come for the hummus
lol, no
This would be like going to France for the falafel, or any other colonial European country for Middle Eastern food (so basically Israel)
I mean I think sometimes a diaspora can create versions of traditional foods that are very good, or make fusions of local food with their own cooking culture to create something really cool (Like Irish spice bags). You also sometimes have a culture adopt a type of food and make adjustments to it in ways that create a very nice dish (Like bahn mi being very good sandwiches, Japanese curry being its own whole culinary tradition, or how you don’t even think of vindaloo as a Portuguese thing).
The closest direct example I can think of is probably Italian pizza being incredibly overrated. (I FUCKING SAID IT COME AT ME FOOD FASCISTS)
I could imagine there being something like that in some European country. But definitely not Israel.
It’s one thing for a diaspora to create it, but we’re not talking Lebanese people making Lebanese/Levantine food in Europe, we’re talking Europeans making Middle Eastern food in the Middle East; If I visit Japan, I’m not going to have sushi at an American restaurant, I’m going to have it in a Japanese one.
Every other kind is tasty from Beirut up to Iraq
And I’d suppose it’s a lot cheaper than going to Isra*el too. Their big touristic draw is monopolizing the sacred sites, much like the Saudis. But you can get the same amount of history and the same climate in Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria.
I’d rather go to Sweden for tacos
What are they even trying to say
idk maybe “in our familiar but exotic culture, grandmas are uniquely loved and loving [unlike your shitty white grandma] so you will not feel alienated from your community here”
