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You know it!

Ohhhhhhhh go on then you can have ONE chippy

cooo

I’d stare at you completely unable to parse the subtext and do my usual stare into space disassociating until you feel awkward and buy the first round at the pub.

And then i will mysteriously need to leave and never buy the second round.

Owned

Scream “I’m not corn!”

Free things. Anything for the pigeon

I’d eat the whole ducking cake, with my hands, just shamelessly eat the entire cake. While making direct eye contact.

throws full loaf of bread at u

I’d poke your big ol’ beak