Mushrooms are just the fruiting bodies of the busy fungal system beneath. If they’ve all popped up like that over less than two weeks, chances are they’ve been there a lot longer. I’d put money them being nitrogen-fixing symbiotes.
Let 'em grow, let 'em grow!



















Does that make the other face scanning more acceptable somehow?
Plus, you can at least wear any kind of face and/or head covering in those situations.