I know not with what trucks Monster Truck War III will be fought, but Monster truck War IV will be fought with trucks made from sticks and stones
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Picture 2 is just so utterly insane.

To be absolutely fair to this picture, how absolutely fucking useless do you have to be to T-bone a behemoth like this.
I’m pretty sure the truck ran over the Pontiac

God, you’re actually right, the chances of that are much higher. That’s scary as shit
Likely the truck would be on it’s side unless it was crawling over it monster truck show style
It’s not exactly the same scenario, but it looks an awful lot like this video of just that happening
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
That pontiac is already slammed and it still barely fits. Maybe you won’t t-bone, but you sure will get a free convertible treatment if you try.
The truck could be pushing it down. Its tires are off the ground
Free convertible treatment of your head. I’m surprised nobody died there, crushed between their driver’s seat and the underside of the car
Trucks routinely run over small sport cars while turning because they have less forward visibility than a freaking tank. They can’t see anything 4ft tall for several yards in front of them. Then because the wheels are so big, they just climb the hood of the sport car
A nation of 12 year olds, driving around in Tonka trucks
There was a video I saw a while back with this rich white lady who has to use a little trampoline to get in her fucking mall crawler.
Why would you even WANT to drive that thing around on roads meant for cars…
If you ask a truck owner that, there’s a 25% chance that they will straight-facedly tell you it’s so that the other driver dies in the collision.
the collision
selling my huge trucks with a big fat “COLLISION GUARANTEED” sticker on the front window
I should sell bumper stickers that show a big truck obliterating a small economy car, with big letters that say “RULE OF TONNAGE” or some other lame edgy thing like that.
2041 is extremely pessimistic about the Iran war. 2027 seems more likely

Yeah, I was about to say. With these gas prices, the Flintstones car seems more likely as the next devolution in amerikkkan car culture.

We had one of those 1976 versions as a farm truck in the 90s and still let it go, because it was way too loud and expensive to drive.













