Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.
Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”
Microslop itself *
“Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working.”
How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?
In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.
2nd most
Mars gusta
Goddamnit now I see it too

Maybe that’s an Alien cock we don’t know
Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can’t seem to find the original artist :/

Two outlook accounts and both aren’t working.
The Outlooks, they do nothing!
no oxygen. literally petrifying.
That’s not what petrifying means
But the view will be breathtaking.
Teams already takes 22 minutes to work… add the delay to that and you’ll be in an infinite loop of lost contact
2 different versions of outlook that don’t work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
And you can’t uninstall them.
It’s an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it’s yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even… so stupid)
Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.
Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet…
“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”
I heard they sent all the copies of windows vista there











