Newman.

I mean, Crunchwrap is an amazing name. But I also think he kinda looks like the knights who say nii from Monty Python. So maybe something around that.

Scruffy says he wants to be called Scruffy

Wadsworth, in honor of Tim Curry

Oooh, a tuxedo, they’re mad fkrs. Is it the Chinese people who call them cow cats? I have one. I named her Sparrow, after captain Jack sparrow. Because she’s absolutely mad. No fear. She once brought a rat into my house, she’s a particularly small cat, people think she’s still a kitten, the rat was nearly as big as her. It was biting her, she didn’t care. She was in heaven. I was holding a bucket over this rat, side note, I’m ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of rats, so I’m holding this bucket with a book, and my plan is catch and release. But I’m terrified, so I’m just holding this bucket and shaking and not really able to go near the rat. The rat got so sick of being attacked by my cat, it walked to the bucket and put itself in. Like just with, I’m done with this, vibes. And I took it outside. And ran back inside squealing ew.

So yeah. My similar looking cat is named Sparrow.

Try saying random words till the cat comes to you. When it does, repeat the last couple words till you find out what they are coming to. That is their name. That’s how I ended up with a perpetual kitten named Mike Wazowski. She loved playing fetch with small balls of aluminum foil.

Oreo

Dong (his lil face)

Figaro

Vigo the Carpathian

Cheef Balupa

catty mc’catface?

Kato. Spoken like “caw-toe”.

We have a similarly patterned cat that we named Hydrox because Oreo sounded too generic. Droxie now rules the house. Good luck naming your kitty

Barry