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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Fine. zips up, sulks

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Fine. zips up, sulks

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      Ball to the wall is fine but balls to the fence?

      Straight to jail.

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    So if I barely tip the ball pitched at me and it goes flying into the fence I’m gonna get in trouble? Fuck that.

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      These kind of fences are crap, with lots of slack - you can lean into it and leave a you shaped dent.

      This also means that any movement will rattle like hell. Bounce a ball into it and it sounds like you tossed a hundred stainless steel pans from the twelfth floor.

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      Fence is decorative

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