
Can’t have shit
there’s this sign down in santa cruz that says “no backing up” something about tire damage. Every time i see it i make my wife take a video of me twerking in front of it (and in view of a security camera, so i hope someone was entertained)
But it doesn’t say nothing about slapping balls against the sign, does it?

What are we masochists supposed to do now?
sorry, i don’t half-ass when i play sports, always balls to the wall
Ball to the wall is fine but balls to the fence?
Straight to jail.
You know, there are those days…
So if I barely tip the ball pitched at me and it goes flying into the fence I’m gonna get in trouble? Fuck that.
No tea-ball
Dumb rule, do it anyway
Jokes aside, why have this rule?
These kind of fences are crap, with lots of slack - you can lean into it and leave a you shaped dent.
This also means that any movement will rattle like hell. Bounce a ball into it and it sounds like you tossed a hundred stainless steel pans from the twelfth floor.
Now imagine that noise on repeat.
Fence is decorative






