Congratulations again to the Golden Beanis winners.
Don’t be a stranger now. I’ve sent you a connection request on LinkedBean
Open to Opporbeanities
Can you accept my beannection beanquest?
Your CB (curriculum beantae) is incomplete, I don’t trust your beana fides
Glad you mentioned it here - I should have emphasized that I’m more active on acabeanis.edu
same, it was really awful
glad everyone had a bad time
That panel discussion on “The Uses and Misuses of Badposting for Life” that was just ninety minutes of the participants saying “Peepee” “Poopoo” at each other really set the tone. I thought it was awfully good but the owl sitting next to me found it positively terrible.
I wasn’t allowed in “too many good posts in the bad posting com, so we are revoking your press pass” wow, VERY unprofessional.
Who let you in here?
Security was pretty tight thanks to the protest made up of our FBI monitors, who alternated between weeping uncontrollably and begging us to get better material.
Why did I get thrown out of the convention for showing up and immediately pissing on the floor in front of everyone? That’s the perfect irl badpost!
My apologies for not being there. My treatise on how my cats only lick each other’s butts in a sapphic manner just wasn’t ready to present yet. I’ll see everyone once I get it perfect. I’ll
