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  • marx failed to consider cold toilet water splashing on ur bum when you drop a deuce

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  • Marx failed to consider the times when you forgot to bring the new pack of toilet paper into the bathroom so when you run out you have to awkwardly waddle to where you left the toilet paper and drag it back into the bathroom

  • [CW: ableism] Epstein files show Deepak Chopra thinks people with autism are psychic

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  • Damn, you find out something new about yourself every day

  • Boil All Gusanos

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  • lmao isn’t this the girl who had to go to therapy for racism because of how racist she was

  • Erika Kirk hit with new 'grooming' claim over alleged messages to 15-year-old

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  • Constantly haranguing my lawyer so that he specifies that my underage victims are NOT to be passed on to my wife when he’s writing my will

  • Becoming Chinese

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  • They targeted gamers. Gamers.

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  • No more Pokémon go-ing to the polls

  • What gets you banned and doesn't get you banned from HistoryMemes@piefed.social

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  • Polish anti communists expect you to apologize to them for the fact that they and their countrymen still exist. Even when I’m depressed I can’t fathom hating myself that much, but I guess they’re free to do whatever they want

  • Can you guess?

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  • cone snail

  • Former Minnesota governor says state should seek to become part of Canada

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  • 🇨🇦

    🇨🇦 it’s all coming together

    .. -. ... .... .- .-.. .-.. .- .... / ...- .. -.-. - --- .-. -.-- / ... .... .- .-.. .-.. / -... . / --- ..- .-. ... / .--. .- - .-. .. --- - ...

  • "Somebody should do something!" - yells a man who could do something but never will.

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  • Who does he think has the power to start impeachment proceedings? If you discount the overwhelmingly likely explanation that he just doesn’t feel like doing anything, it genuinely sounds like he’s waiting on Joe Manchin or King George or God to do his job for him

  • Keir Starmer warned 'do not get naked' and 'change in bed' as Chinese spies will be watching

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  • starmuh, put your dick away starmuh, I don’t want to have sex with you

  • Mark Carney admits the liberal world order was based on lies, and Canada was going along with it because it directly benefitted them

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  • As a Canadian citizen I will now use my special Liberal Democracy bestowed powers to persuade the government to release all future statements in Maoist Standard English

  • Matt Damon Says Netflix Wants Movies to Restate the ‘Plot Three or Four Times in the Dialogue’ Because Viewers are on ‘Their Phones While They’re Watching’

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  • Imagining this with Harrison Ford’s narration voice and an added part explaining that choking on vomit causes you to die so the audience understands why Walt is sad

  • Reddit Admins removed Destiny-aligned moderator from the r/livestreamfail mod team for promoting a suspected scam, then he uploaded a 20-minute video threatening Spez

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  • Compare this guy to someone like Stav and that quote starts to sound like divine wisdom

  • Ethan from H3H3: "People would be cool with muslims celebrating Bin Laden"

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  • He was still posting about Hasan while his kid was in the hospital because of a seizure, why would he stop posting now

  • Now it's 2026 it's time to reveal -- instead of Xi Jinping I've actually been saying 'Xi Jinbean' ithis whole time

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  • How good of a general secretary would you say xijin bean is?

  • Israeli billionaire Shlomo Kramer says that the US should abandon the first amendment to take control of social media on CNBC news

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  • huh idk why hexbear is leaning into anti semetic jokes, we’ve managed to criticize israel without dipping into… WAIT THATS HIS ACTUAL NAME ROFL

  • Who are you voting For? ("V24 is giving out our 1st annual Anti-Western Activist of the Year Award")

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  • I’m gonna write myself in, I deserve the award for all the truly selfless and heroic pro-China posting I have done online

  • NSFW

    What if instead of Brokeback Mountain it was Blokeback Mountain

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  • Strokethat Mountain

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    btbt [he/him] @hexbear.net

    If any farting allegations against me surface within the next week, just ignore them

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    btbt [he/him] @hexbear.net

    What if it was called Hexbeer and all the posts were about the pros and cons of various local craft breweries

  • sports @hexbear.net
    btbt [he/him] @hexbear.net

    UCL FINAL STARTING NOW

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    btbt [he/him] @hexbear.net

    chat be serious, is this real

  • videos @hexbear.net
    btbt [he/him] @hexbear.net
    Jon Bois

    PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 4: THE NIGHT STANISLAV PETROV SAVED ALL OUR ASSES

    vimeo.com /1082418220
  • askchapo @hexbear.net
    btbt [he/him] @hexbear.net

    I don’t really follow politics, is this accurate?