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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Babe wake up, new warfare dropped

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Babe wake up, new warfare dropped

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    God forbid a woman have a hobby

  • SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml
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    Free my girl

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The dedication to the bit is diabolical. I love it.

  • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    What’s the crime? Sending a meal? Sending a succulently sour meal 1,847 times?

    • techpeakedin1991@lemmy.ml
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      “Meal”

      • agentant [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        19 days ago

        This is sourness manifest!

        • Tovarish Tomato@lemmygrad.ml
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          The sourness manifesto

  • username_1@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Did she pay for them?

    • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      That’s the question. Forget about the cost of the lemons themselves, with delivery fees that’s at least 5k worth of doordash.

  • GoodBleanis [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Almost certainly this is an ad for doordash, right?

  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    what was the cadence?

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      https://jobbiecrew.com/doordash-psychological-warfare/

      1,847 deliveries placed over 241 days. Each containing exactly one lemon. Lemons sourced from 247 different restaurants. She used 11 burner DoorDash accounts to continue.

      Edit: as a later comment pointed out, this is fake. I just googled the headline and shared the first match

      • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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        What a noob, you gotta send them at most 1 per 1.5 days. You gotta erratically give them no-lemon days to build more tension and anxiety

        “Will this be a lemon day?”

        • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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          i’m no lemon related harassment expert but 7+ per day does seem like way too many

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        “Jobbie Crew” is not a legitimate news website. The story is likely bullshit.

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          probably… but I assume that’s where the OP got the story

          • dead [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            The image in the OP comes from an instagram account called “fact.philes”. They chose to stylize the image in the style of a fake tweet: it has the twitter gold checkmark for businesses and the twitter volume control icon on a still image. However, twitter does not allow usernames to have periods, only English alphabet, numbers, and underscore. It’s pretending to be a tweet but with an impossible twitter name.

            The fact.philes instagram account says that the woman’s name is “Brittany Coppersmith-Whitfield”. The ‘Jobbie Crew’ article says the woman is named “Chantal Tremblay”, Two entirely different names. Both names seem to be completely fake. The ‘Jobbie Crew’ website says that they sell party boat tickets in Michigan and apparently they post fake news to advertise their boat tickets.

            The lemon doordash story first appeared on an instagram account called “thedudehumorreport” on May 1. This account is labeled as satire and parody.

            https://www.instagram.com/p/DXzcmSPmvwJ/

  • gramxi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    this woman is a job creator

  • Dessa [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    God forbid a woman prevent scurvy

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    Let women have hobbies smh

  • ConcreteHalloween [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Sounds like a…

    Sour ex!

    🥁

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    There is already a well known axiom about what to do when life gives you lemons.

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    If this is illegal then I’m proud to be a criminal

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    deleted by creator

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      it’s a lot of lemonade

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    There is no mention in the article of what he did to piss her off.

    I thought when life hands you lemons, you’re supposed to make lemonade.

    • JohnBrownsBawdy [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Sounds like that guy needed to read a little book called Grit

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