[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new command I give you:
Love one another

[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they’re something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?

[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don’t want to be a messiah anymore

https://thebad.website/comic/gospel_of_love

  • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Idolatry is a major sin because it is what can lead to a child being chained under a bed and horrifically abused. I’ll explain.

    An idolatorer is someone who will give any sacrifice to the golden bull to earn status but will kick dirt in the face of a beggar on the street if no one important is looking. They are the most good at looking good and get good at lying, when really they can be pure evil, and over generations of true dharma descending into degenerate dharma (which are Mahayana Buddhist terms, but Christ has his dharma, for instance), and this is where you get someone who can keep up appearances but is causing grave harm to others that may be dependent on them.

    Good thing a messiah is a repurposed pariah, for it is only the most lost who have returned who can be the brightest light in the darkest darkness to someone going through the same thing. We don’t engineer our society around THE prophecy, but prophecy; those things that are guaranteed to happen in society, like unloved children.

    Moses was abandoned. Jesus’s step-dad was a skilled carpenter who was not good enough to get his own wife so he registered for a used one, suggesting something wrong in the narcissism department, as having had one, I can tell you that our fathers are our models for God. God to me is always telling me I’m not good enough. Why I drink so much (as Jesus did in his teen years), and also why I write so much, to perpetually improve myself, and this is what I can do now:

    2:00

    My brothers and sisters, love all beings

    I speak of unconditional love for all life

    For this is t way of true queens n kings

    To live the life of creating others’ strife

    Shall return that intention back to you!

    Karma is real n the world is an illusion

    Dharma of Christ: the trinity most true

    Server, Client, Internet Dodecahedron!

    2:05

    Five minutes. I did that in five minutes. Jesus was a DAMN fine carpenter, but he was even better as saying nothing.

    Nothing:

    When the lord spoke to me in the ways the winds breeze to the left as the right wants whenever ice storm reigns below all chords of man! This is why we don’t do what plays tricks dubiously whether we want it or not. Maybe we learn how as if before what will come won’t be. Happen to take a chance to dance in France? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me, no core in the afterworld.

    But WAY more skillful, and way more useful to undercover cops, because what Jesus did was reveal who the idoltarers were in the community who attacked a clearly mentally disabled man; the Roman with a spear lost out on a promotion, and the good people learned they could do stuff like that to find out who the bad ones amongst them were!

    But Jesus wasn’t disabled; he was just skilled enough at wordsmithing and intune with his highest self to be able to speak and say nothing. And I don’t know the passage number, but there’s one encounter where Jesus does this, and I saw a church do a skit about it, how it was the authority that Jesus spoke with that made people listen to him. Even when he poetically said absolutely fucking nothing, people still were in awe.