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cisco [they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

Suspect killed after opening fire on Secret Service checkpoint outside White House, officials say

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Suspect killed after opening fire on Secret Service checkpoint outside White House, officials say

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cisco [they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Take your bets: radical centrist, ANTIFA, bullet casings that have etched in them “ballroom”

    • cisco [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Late night show fan who got radicalized by Jimmy Kimmel getting fired and the AI video of Trump throwing Stephen Colbert in the dumpster

      • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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        I chuckled since I actually know the ai slop you’re referencing

        • BonsaiBoo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          I haven’t seen it and that’s how I know I had a good, productive day I can be proud of

          • Wmill [they/them, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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            Yeah I really need to stay off reddit, even when people end up complaining about aislop I still end up watching too much aislop and getting mad

        • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          add to that, the weird YMCA dance.

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Disrespect MY late night host and I’ll disrespect your face with these fists!

    • OutrageousHairdo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      My prediction: White guy in his thirties mad about being in debt. I’ll say student loan, but it could just as easily but credit card, small business loans, healthcare debt, car loan, payday loan…

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        Car dealership owner who wasn’t able to buy a new boat this year because sales are down due to gas prices doubling

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          This is frankly more likely than someone drowning in real debt.

      • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Gonna have to short that bet. There’s so many people like that and its never them. If it ever is, they won’t go after the president.

      • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Repossessed jet ski

    • Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Slava Ukraine lib upset that the US eased Russian oil sanctions

    • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Even odds on Radical Centrist.

      • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I’m still mad that the odds on “Angry Qanoner who thinks the deep state has replaced Trump with a body double.” are so low.

        • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          On the bright side we did get a “school shooter aims higher”.

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          Guy with Capgras Syndrome but only for Donald Trump

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      Some guy influenced by that one website with the letters and numbers that seems to be behind a like a lot of these.

      Somebody will accuse them of being trans

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    Let 1 million “This is why we need to build the ballroom” tweets bloom

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      Bubble wrap Trump. Have him be in the bunker 24/7, the only time he emerges from his lair is to golf and get his adrenochrome shot.

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        Why not just build an underground golf course with artificial sun and everything? They can farm the babies down there, too.

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          strangelove-wow

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          Hell yeah now we’re talking.

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