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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前

Not again

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 个月前
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  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Wrong meaning of Jeep

    A Jeep is an animal living in a three dimensional world—in this case our world—but really belonging to a fourth dimensional world. Here’s what happened. A number of Jeep life cells were somehow forced through the dimensional barrier into our world.

    Seriously, how has there not been Creepypasta about Eugene the Jeep?

    • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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      Because it wasn’t invented by internet idiots?

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      Because it finds everyone that writes creepypastas about them, eats them, then erases everyone’s memory of reading it.

  • assa123@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Help! I am a fish is a cool movie

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      And it’s Danish, too! That might not mean a lot to you, but we’re a small country, so it feels really cool when we get recognized globally.

      I mean, nowadays we’ve made a nice mark on the movie industry, with Mads Mikkelsen, Jamie Lannister, Winding-Refn, and movies about drinking winning Oscars, but that was different 24 years ago.

    • Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It goes so hard. Horrific death scene, absolute bop of a theme song

    • Chip_Rat@lemmy.world
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      Alan Rickman, what a treasure.

  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world
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    I will never financially recover from this.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Can you build me one?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Is that what the ducks represent? How many times the jeep owner accidentally built a jeep? 🤔

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    What To Do If You Accidentally Built A Jeep: Expert Advice

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      I can’t tell if the author is being repetitive to make the article longer or if it was written by ChatGPT.

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        I also can’t tell. Maybe both

  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    I’m more worried about those people trapped underwater

  • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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    Have you all seen the guy that built the jeep out of neon? https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_JBSfqJmNv/?igsh=MTloMzE2bnd6cDU4dA==

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    Saving this for when I finish my CJ7 project

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      It’s hard to watch it actively happen like this and know only too well there’s nothing you can do. Feel better soon, dude.

  • SlyLycan@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Oh my God, thank you for this! My girlfriend’s coworker bought a jeep and somehow ended up rebuilding it into one of the Jurassic Park jeeps. It’s actually awesome as hell.

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