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👍Maximum Derek👍

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  • I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.

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  • And for people who might be impressed, a 7 digit ICQ number proves they aren't really old school.

  • What your phone knows could help scientists understand your health: A new open-source platform aims to help health researchers examine how digital interactions influence physical and mental health.

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  • The main thing my phone knows about me is that I'm good at setting it down at 6:30am and forgetting it exists until 10:30pm. And from the dresser I usually leave it on, it can probably hear how often the toilet flushes in our house.

  • Who am I?

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  • Dave and Busters wishes they had Dabo tables

  • To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their gorn!

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  • Spear long them monsters.

  • Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke

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  • That's a gateway drug. They start with one of those after school and the next thing you know they're sniffing pixie sticks off the stomach of a janitor and selling grandma's urn for a single Laffy Taffy.

  • He probably just forgot

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  • If there's a problem that can't be solved with self-sealing stem bolts, I've not found it.

  • Be a hero

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  • It cuts down to something like 300 exceptions if in include the "unless it rhymes with neighbor or way" subclause. That subclause is also violated about 2 dozen times.

  • Be a hero

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  • It's the best rule, there are only 923 exceptions to it in the scrabble word list.

  • Freaky

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  • So without their feathers they look like they act?

  • Private jet prices soar as wealthy scramble to leave Dubai— People drive to Oman and Saudi in hope of a flight, while most tourists stay stuck in hotels and on cruise ships

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  • I'm going to corner the market when the post war private jet price crash happens. What do we think we'll be using for money then? Salt?

  • BC Gov News- British Columbia is moving to permanent Daylight time

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  • I just don't understand why we have to change clocks instead of all just agreeing to get up an hour earlier.

  • Which bat are you today?

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  • #4, but you usually can't see my eyes that well.

  • a little palate cleanser from my other posts🫶

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  • That duck is nailing the Blue Steel pose.

  • Why nor????

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  • Hobbit rockets never leave the ground. They use pipe-weed as fuel and, by T plus 60 of any launch, the engineers are all giggling on the launch pad eating funions as a quick post-elevenses snack.

  • How do you effectively backup your high capacity (20+ TB) local NAS?

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  • Like others, I have a 2 tier system.

    About 2TB of my (Synology) NAS is critical files. Those get sent via Hyperbackup to cloud storage on at least a weekly basis, some daily. I have them broken up into multiple tasks with staggered schedules so it never has much to do on any given day.

    The other 16TB I have get sync'd (again with hyperbackup, but not a scheduled backup task) to a 20TB external drive roughly once per quarter. Then that drive lives on the closet of a family member.

  • It do be like that sometimes

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  • I like to mix things up. I hate myself for some things I didn't try, some things I tried but failed at, and sometimes things I tried and succeeded at.

  • Bcachefs creator claims his custom LLM is 'fully conscious'

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  • Linux distributions if they were students

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  • I was thinking Ubuntu is the one who follows people around and steps on the heels of their shoes while they walk, but has loads of "friends" because they have money.

  • Using huntarr? Perhaps you shouldn't.

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  • Looks like Huntarr's presence on Github is suddenly gone and their sub went private.

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    2026-01-14: The Day the telnet Died

    www.labs.greynoise.io /grimoire/2026-02-10-telnet-falls-silent/
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    👍Maximum Derek👍 @discuss.tchncs.de

    Nawkweesee Uhyeesuhyee

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    1987 Vulcan PSA

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Ain't no rules says a dog shaped genetic experiment can't play basketball.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Starfleet's most interesting captain

  • Superbowl @lemmy.world
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    Barred owl admiring local photographer

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Saturday morning programming

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Oh! THIS is the loop place!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Every now and then koala part

  • Reddit @lemmy.world
    👍Maximum Derek👍 @discuss.tchncs.de

    Researchers Secretly Ran a Massive, Unauthorized AI Persuasion Experiment on Reddit Users

    www.404media.co /researchers-secretly-ran-a-massive-unauthorized-ai-persuasion-experiment-on-reddit-users/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    At last we know all his answers

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Oh! That's what she meant by 'flying into a star'

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    I'll take spa day over time loops or invisible dinosaurs

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Tough Little Ship

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Judge disses Star Trek icon Data’s poetry while ruling AI can’t author works

    arstechnica.com /tech-policy/2025/03/judge-disses-star-trek-icon-datas-poetry-while-ruling-ai-cant-author-works/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Book now for 2025's most on-theme cruise destination

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Laszlo is very interest in my future

  • Technology @beehaw.org
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    8 Million Requests Later, We Made The SolarWinds Supply Chain Attack Look Amateur

    labs.watchtowr.com /8-million-requests-later-we-made-the-solarwinds-supply-chain-attack-look-amateur/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    And he doesn't even chip in for tolls.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Get ready to cheer for Badgey!