Or is that a… cuddlebee?
Apparently this doesn’t work and too much tumeric can hurt the cat
It doesnt work, but the amount it takes to hurt a kitty is quite a bit.
Doesn’t work as a flea bath, but the results on light coloured fur are at least cute and funny.
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Damn it. I really wanted to turn a white cat into Pooh Bear. And then get some bear hugs.
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That bee needs a belly rub! And a snoot boop!
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wait I grow turmeric but I don’t know what to do with it and also there are many OUTDOOR CATS in my area

I season rice with bouillon, turmeric, cumin and smoked paprika. The rice pairs well with a lot of stuff or just by itself when struggling. Turmeric goes well with tofu and meat. Staple for Indian food like curry as well.
In which step do you add a cat?
Do you use it from fresh turmeric root? What you described is about the extent of how adventurous I’ve been with it in the past as a dried spice powder.
“If you let your cat outside, the local small wildlife protector will dye him yellow! Keep cats indoors!”
(Turmeric makes a good natural yellow dye for lots of stuff. I get a little weird when I eat artificial dye, and, well, I’m a stereotypical Cold War era commie, I love the red and yellow Thing, I use turmeric as dye often. The taste is also mildly unpleasant to most neurotypical people, but neutral to positive depending what it’s mixed into for me, so dying foodstuff yellow is a trick I use to keep my housemates from stealing it. Same with beet juice for red, most of my housemates think beets are kinda gross, but I love that taste.)
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delightfully devilish
I thought we were having steamed clams?
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PIKACHU
Hug the Pokémon!
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Puppy and Beecat
That’d be a neat “kitty cuddles puppy” picture.
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I’m not seeing any downsides
A flea bath that turns tuxedo cats into big bumblebees definitely seems like it’s got no downsides… except kitty might be too mad at you to cuddle for a bit. They generally hate baths.
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I wonder whether they get more mad about getting dyed or about the bath.
Probably the bath. Animals really don’t notice or care about what their own fur looks like.
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They sure spend a lot of time grooming
That is true. I think my cat spends more time and effort on personal hygiene than I do.
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Would you still love me if I was a bumblebee?
Of course, comrade!
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