I told you that you should have gone with Nic Cage faces on both instead.
Did you show your fiancéeé the matching wakizashi? Or the geta?
Yes to both. They told me to put the sword away and we’ll talk about wearing the kimonos.
told me to put the sword away
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Do not show weakness
Offer to compromise on the sword thing by using plastic lightsabers instead.
But did you sell this by saying “Get-a load-a these geta?”
That’s not terribly fair to you. Not even if you take them out to Golden Corral, where the chocolate flows like wine? Maybe if you just wear yours around the house every day, it’ll help destigmatize it for them. On second though, better wear it out of the house every day too.
Well why did you make the mouth open at the crotch? That’s on you.
Where else is it supposed to go, the butt? The crotch was the best option!
Did you ask your fiance how they felt about it in advance?
I said “I want my face on your kimono” and they said okay.
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I told you matching top hats with pictures of each other on the lenses of the steampunk goggles around the brim were a better way to go, but you wouldn’t listen
so rude!
Bruh, I thought I accidentally logged into reddit.
