“One of them is still unaccounted for, sir.”
“Don’t tell me.”
“91-NPLN.”
Napoleon. “Fuck this,” Adams spat angrily, reaching for the red phone.

“Sir, there’s something else. Initial reports indicate his enclosure was opened from the inside, the voltage mechanism jammed with a shaped fragment of human tooth.”

Compulsively, Colonel Adams tongued the hole where his upper left canine used to be.

“… and it happened 9 minutes before the driver lost control,” the adjutant finished.
Something iron and strong went soft and sour in the colonel’s stomach. Do not show panic.

“Initiate containment protocols. Full spectrum. Operation Midnight is ordered.”

this is how zombie movies start

There is a movie with this premise called Outbreak with Dustin Hoffman. I recall it features hicks using pickup trucks to break through a quarantine in a small town started by lib scientists who lose track of an infected monkey. It’s unrealistic because it shows libs actually caring about the spread of disease.

Comrade Chimp starts Spanish Flu 2 just before the U.S. invasion of Venezuela.

Go monkey go!

Why is it always these trucks that tip over? Or is it you only hear about these trucks from the thousands that tip over in the US everyday?

“All but one of the escaped monkeys have been destroyed.”

Operator-speak.

This feels like a bit

“Sir! We got another order for plague monkeys, did you remember to loosen the lug nuts on the trailer?”

Motaba Virus anyone? Or just COVID Pt. II: Electric Boogaloo?