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invalid_display_name@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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invalid_display_name@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    If you poke a little hole in it you can suck up the vapors with a straw and get high as giraffe pussy.

    • pelletbucket@lemm.ee
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      surely there are parts of the giraffe that are higher than that.

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        Maybe, but do they matter?

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          Oh SatansMaggotyCumFart, your comments never disappoint.

    • yu_cosmic@sh.itjust.works
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      11 months ago

      You can get high, but only once

      • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Worth

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      11 months ago

      High and wide

  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    !spicypillows@lemmy.world

  • uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    Looks like your phone airbag activated probably tried to save it from fall damage

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    Why friendshaped if not friend?

  • pelletbucket@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    the phone that I run my business out of started doing this. I could turn it on for 60 seconds at a time to offload my data and it would start ballooning and I would have to turn it back off once it reached a certain size. I left it outside to do the factory reset

    drove it over to my local transfer station to make sure i didn’t light my garbage men on fire.

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    Spicy

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    Capri fun

    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      sluuuuuuurp

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    Why do I kinda wanna eat it?

    • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪@lemmy.world
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      Hot pocket!

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      Spicy!

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    Can I at least sleep on it assuming it won’t explode on my face?

    Maybe it will explode on my face.

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    Any bigger, and that phone is going to float away.

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    The urge to pop it up…

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    Yeah i think mine is starting to self fluff in this phone

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    help him!

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