

Uptight Europeans are too focused on their own shitting to offer a nice how-do-you-do to the person in the next stall!
Americans aren’t so privacy obsessed that we wouldn’t be working to offer someone a handshake while on the shitter. Maybe a little bit of footsie under the stall walls. It’s all just being friendly.














“Excuse me?”
“They said you just gotta feel it.”
“I don’t think this is what they meant.”
"You don’t know that.’
“Fair enough. Carry on.”
(the conversation I made up in my head, now typed out for you all to share)