I don't have a flagpole. I want to put one in, but my wife objects.
The reason she objects is because she thinks it will make us a target.
I want to fly a pride flag under the American flag. The point being that the American flag stands for all Americans, not just the Americans who agree with the current regime.
I'd probably change the lower flag from time to time, depending on events, time of year, or my mood.

Ooo, I've got one!
Last Saturday, I was knocked off my feet with a stomach virus.
Because the meds slow down your digestion, it was difficult to, um, expel the illness in the usual, fast manner. I started feeling slightly better on Wednesday, but the issue wasn't really resolved until Friday morning.