Ooo, I've got one!
Last Saturday, I was knocked off my feet with a stomach virus.
Because the meds slow down your digestion, it was difficult to, um, expel the illness in the usual, fast manner. I started feeling slightly better on Wednesday, but the issue wasn't really resolved until Friday morning.

If it makes you feel any better, I don't think it will last that long.
I am, of course, talking about the world, not the situation.