SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoTrump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunnywww.theatlantic.comexternal-linkmessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1476arrow-down122cross-posted to: pleasantpolitics@slrpnk.net
arrow-up1454arrow-down1external-linkTrump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunnywww.theatlantic.comSquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square59fedilinkcross-posted to: pleasantpolitics@slrpnk.net
minus-squareCatoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66arrow-down1·1 year agoWhat’s the opposite of eating the onion? When you read something and assume it must be the onion, because it sounds so dumb. Once onion biter, twice shy?
minus-squareDrusas@kbin.runlinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·1 year agoThis is the guy who recently suggested that using an electric battery on a boat would lead you to get eaten by a shark.
minus-squareradix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·1 year agoAnd that magnets don’t work after they get wet.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 year agoFucking magnets, how do they work?
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoTrump likes his magnets like he likes his women: bone dry and unable to escape.
minus-squareRamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoWell, did you try? I didn’t, and I’ve not been sharkuterie’d yet.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoI once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoNo, more like a shark fart, AKA a shart…
minus-squareBassaForte@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoShoving the onion up your ass
What’s the opposite of eating the onion? When you read something and assume it must be the onion, because it sounds so dumb. Once onion biter, twice shy?
This is the guy who recently suggested that using an electric battery on a boat would lead you to get eaten by a shark.
And that magnets don’t work after they get wet.
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Trump likes his magnets like he likes his women: bone dry and unable to escape.
Well, did you try? I didn’t, and I’ve not been sharkuterie’d yet.
I once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants
Shark shit?
No, more like a shark fart, AKA a shart…
I would eat that
Hoping in humanity?
Ate the Trump steak.
Shoving the onion up your ass