• innermeerkat@piefed.social
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      23 hours ago

      Sir, I’m impressed. Are you a sound effects artist in real life?

      Do you, by any chance, take requests? I’d like to hear again the sounds of old modems dialing.

      • rmuk@feddit.uk
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        12 hours ago

        Boooooooooooooooooo-Boop-beep-beep-beep-boop-boop-boop-beep-boop-beep-boop.

        Ba-deep.

        Ba-deep.

        Ba-deep.

        Deeeee-deeeee-deeeee-squaaaa-duuudeduuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeee-eeeee-~BAAAAA~FRLAGHLAGRAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAAAAAA^shkaaa-eeeeeeeeee

        • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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          13 hours ago

          I know because I used to work on a help desk and if someone called about their fax being down I would call the line to see if I needed to send it to the phone team or the printer team.

      • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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        20 hours ago

        I can help.

        Eeeeee-uh uaaahhhh uaaah eeeeeeeeeeeeeeuhaaaaaaa dangadanga kssshhhhhhh SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH eeuuuuuUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAH SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH

    • dumbass@aussie.zone
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      23 hours ago

      Well this is a new bother for me, you got the commas in the wrong spot.

      It should be

      Bap, ba da bap, ba da bap, ba da bap, bap… Ringtone.

    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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      22 hours ago

      Seeing what you can do with that mouth has me predictably moist (audible sound of peeling one warm slice of bologna from another)