I did not have sexual relations with any furniture, with or without armrests.
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These were found at the scene of the crime. Would you like to give a statement?
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Get off hexbear JD, the couch in the oval office is calling for you.
but Biden sat in it already
How the fuck are you gonna slut shame a couch?
It’s already been through a lot, I don’t want to subject it to its
secondthird worse time of it’s life.
Alan Dershowitz voice: “there nothing sexual about my dinners with my couch!”