“Tiny shards” probably isn’t the right term to describe particles 20-200 nanometers wide, but this is probably bad nonetheless.
Wasn’t scared about microplastics before this headline so it’s effective.
But where will I put my pee
Your balls are evolving into plastic bottles. The solution is obvious…
Urine for a treat!
I found an automatic lemonade maker…
So like, could I find out who owns the rights to a plastic in me and then invoice them for the storage until they come and collect their goods?
they send an intern with a spork.
Honestly, I want to be told, when they don’t find micro plastics somewhere.
So on Venus maybe?
Prove it
I wonder if any of the Venus landers had plastic parts.
maybe this will finally motivate all the idiot men in congress to do something about plastic pollution. (and maybe climate change in general.)
They don’t care, they already know they’re impotent…
Nah, they’ve had their kids, they don’t care.
Plastic is evolving…
Mash B!
Oh I thought this was going to be a recall.
But wait, there’s more! Wait until the ovary recall announcement!
“tiny plastic shards found in human testicles”
Yeah, it was a rough night.
They need to stop checking out our balls.
Take them out, please.
The testicles?
Why were they looking?
For science, of course.
Shards in me nards
So, on the positive side, we’ll now have extra protection for the boys?
