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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml ·
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Dress properly

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Dress properly

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    My wife used to smuggle a sandwich in her purse for me.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldOP
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      That’s wife material

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      Had a girl smuggle entire containers of homemade lo mein for like 5 people. She was wild.

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        The fuck, are they there to watch a movie or have lunch lol

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    Well, seems apparently a good idea

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      • cinabongo@lemmy.world
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        Scooby doo would lose it if he saw those pants 🐕👅

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          And shaggy! It took me a while to find those sandwiches because I thought they were looney tunes. Nope, Scooby Doo

          Then I was too invested and had to throw in Saddam

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    Not because I can’t afford it but because I don’t accept it!

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    When you refuse to pay $18 for a ticket at a shitty theater

    this meme but he’s at home and nude, watching the film through alternative means

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    The trick is to have some cleaning products or something in your Tesco Metro bag, though probably really the staff don’t give a shit if you have a pack of M&Ms in your bag. You pretend to be discreet and they pretend to not notice.

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    When your cheap flight has a carry on limit of 7kg.

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    i’m a subscriber to my cinema and i’m supposed to get concessions 25% off.

    A diet lemonade still almost costs me £5

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    They’re big pants people.

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      People? These are degenerates viewing this, sir.

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    😂

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    Every day is squats day

  • Rolando@lemmy.world
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    I read that in Texas, you’re expected to tip at the movie concessions stand. Is that really happening anywhere?

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