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Only if it has curb appeal

No! You must blue!

And a grub appetizer

The seems like the perfect chance to use that immunity. He should use it to sign an executive order to cancel all student debt based on the supreme court decision. Let the republicans object and force the court to either allow it or rule that the president doesn’t actually have immunity.

She should’ve just lassoed a passing moose.

This is actually true! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064940/characters/nm07998

Isreal borders gaza on two sides. Why would they need to land troops?

I think the takeaway from this statement is trump takes some massive dumps.

Never get out of the boat!

I think a lot of people get them because they’re the cheapest frames.

Please end your process. You have ten milliseconds to comply.

Of copse it is!

It’s pretty exciting for everyone else at the dog park too.

At least she didn’t pull a boner.

He should’ve just kept with driving crazy.

Erection

Quid pro quo, of course.

I don’t know where they found that laptop, but a 1999 powerbook was really like this: