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marighost@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

lazy bones

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lazy bones

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marighost@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前
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  • aushtan@lemm.ee
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    Cart narcs, our lord and saviour

  • Heavybell@lemmy.world
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    There’s more to it than laziness. I am fucking lazy and I always return the trolley. You have to be also selfishly unconcerned for the experience of your fellow man.

    • marighost@lemm.eeOP
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      Agreed. I’m God’s laziest procrastinator yet even in heavy rain I’ll return my cart.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      laziness is not doing things unless there’s a very good reason to do them
      turns out there is a good reason to return shopping carts

  • onyxjet@lemmy.world
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    The ultimate litmus test.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    The only time I don’t return the cart is if I see a cyber truck parked on the way to my own car. Then I leave the cart in a spot most inconvenient to the cybertruck owner.

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    I’m too European to get this meme.

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Some youtuber, who travels the u.s. and harasses people, if they don’t return their carts. It is weird.

      https://youtube.com/@cartnarcs

      • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee
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        It’s not that USAian. He never gets shot.

  • onehundred@lemm.ee
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    My reward centres do not function normally. I am diagnosed with lazy fuck disease (adhd). I will always return it, no excuses.

    • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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      While I no longer have the responsibility of collecting carts, I still work in the grocery industry and I appreciate your courtesy. I’ll never forget the agony of rounding up and pushing dozens of them through the snow and slush of a Kmart parking lot. I can’t believe I didn’t do more damage to my body then. Now it’s just the cement floors that are slowly doing me in.

    • Darren@sopuli.xyz
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      Same. Exactly the same.

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    Every time I return my shopping cart now I’m like “skibidi WHOOP WHOOP”

    I did it today.

  • cfi@lemmy.world
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    Like to the cart corral or to the door?

    • Heavybell@lemmy.world
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      Either is better than abandoning it in the middle of the lot, as some people do.

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    I wonder what ‘ai thinks’ lazy-bonesitis looks like

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