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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • honestly if i were spiderman i don’t think i would have it in me to do anything even remotely related to spiders in my off-time, it’d just feel like tempting fate

    that, or go all in on it for the “no no, that’s too obvious, it can’t be them” factor: have 5 pet tarantulas, be a web designer, network engineer, tie fishing nets as a hobby, etc etc…




  • i feel like the only way to have small rodents is to have a whole lot of them and constantly getting more, so you always have all the others to keep you happy and distract you, and the whole “family” is a ship of theseus situation.

    honestly applies to all pets, have at least 2 unless it’s a fuckin tortoise or a parrot that’ll outlive you.