assume a spherical penis in a frictionless vacuum

i like to think that anyone who sticks to mm is just severely traumatized by blueprints and schematics.

“CENTIMETERS ARE VERBOTEN, YOU ALWAYS USE mm TO AVOID CONFUSION”

studies find tongue may be responsible for sense of taste, the results are however questioned by british scientists

i feel like it’s a good default assumption for any “negative” sex-related thing. See also “of course being gay is a choice! I only give in to my depraved urges to throat 15 feet of sailor dick a couple of times per year!”

isn’t this why punk exists

if your autocorrect doesn’t like swears you need to kill it and get a better one

do you think cycling would be as popular in the netherlands and denmark if everyone wore a helmet?

docowmentaries

✨ Graceful degradation ✨

debit cards exist too…

so you just want people to ignore it?

that’s a very broad statement, unsweetened bread barely has any sugar at all.

complex carbs are not comparable to simpler sugars, the body has to do a significant amount of processing to turn the carbs into readily usable sugar.
You also need carbs in your diet, it’s the main fuel source for the body and it’s difficult to avoid anyways (all vegetables have loads of carbs, even peanuts are 17% carbs.

isn’t this… kinda transphobic?

lobotimizing operating systems

i mean, you’ll be able to write things in that language, which i’d say is somewhat useful 🤔

It’s kinda like asking “is it worth doing long hikes before training to do 5km runs?”, you probably don’t need to go on hikes in order to start running, but it’s less intimidating and if you then realize you’re just not into running then you’re still left with a useful skill.

in swedish it’s “borgare”, i propose we call them “burgers” in english.

the definition of planet is basically “the most noteworthy objects in the solar system, limited to a number that people can easily memorize”

“yup that sure is a rock, mhmm”