Not as clumsy or as random as a finger blaster, but an elegant toy for a more civilized age.
Bravo
OBGYN Kenobi? Now, that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
Or,
OhOhOhObi-Wan
“Feel the force Luke!”
It’s especially funny because we wouldn’t have to change the light Saber sound effects much if at all.
This would give better meaning to the various colors of sabers; as in the level of intensity…
Violet is turbo mode
Sheds General Grievous’s “collection” in a whole new light.
Every space wizard needs a magic wand!
That would be one of the less alarming things in the Skywalker family.
__Surprised no one has mentioned this yet but uh, erhrm…
tugs collar nervously
Maybe not such a great idea there, OB Wan GYNobi…
EDIT: oh NO.
I just remembered the newer Obi Wan show exists and is unfortunately mainline canon now.
No, No NO!
Oh that’s the new Wii controller.
She wanted you to have it when you were old enough
Wait till he finds out what Anakin did to all those Tusken Raiders with it.
Just the men and the women, though
And the younglings oh god wait no
