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  • Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.

  • I can’t believe that he is only a couple years older than me. He looks like he was raised on meth and cigarettes.

  • Tesla needs to build an electric bus, to throw random execs under whenever Musk “pulls a Nazi.”

  • I call him Kid-ney Stone

  • Did Tina Belcher write this?

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    Connections
    Puzzle #973
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    Whew that was close.It seems I get the most difficult ones no problem, but then struggle with “easier” ones.

    Also, thanks to the person who helped fix the automation problem

  • A hero

    Jump
  • The M on his head stands for “Murder.”

  • Personally, I’m glad my wife has a body. Being married to a discorporal phantasm or a living severed head would be difficult.

  • Dracoliches (skeleton dragon wizards) are also a thing in D&D.

  • I’d rather lick someone’s butt then eat a pickle. Or eat the pickle first. Either order is fine. But simultaneously us out of the question.

  • I would cross oceans of time for free chips & salsa.

  • There is no rock bottom for these people.

  • Typical Republican tactic: cheat to win, win to cheat.

  • In my job, I put on all five of those hats in the same day.

  • Peaceful protests are not “dangerous situations.”

    Let me help you fix your statement:

    Scary how many police & federal agents are willing to put people & children in dangerous situations just so they can oppress dissent. They are hella sad

  • I’ve seen more colorful lineups at a mayonnaise factory.

  • Victims have already come forward. They have been for years. Their testimonies are ignored, hidden, and they are threatened to keep quiet.

  • It’s the racism. And assorted other bigotry.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    What else can you do?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    I've printed so much useless stuff.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I redid this meme based on an earlier post by me, and I am sorry....

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If we're ever going to get a biopic about Stan Lee, it had better be before Marc Maron ages out, because I can't imagine anyone more perfect for the role.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    To the window, to the wall..

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If a sandwich is defined as any food item between two pieces of bread, then a layer cake is a type of sandwich.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Don't yell at me, I'm just makin' memes here.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If octopuses had to wear clothes, they'd probably just wear skirts or kilts instead of pants.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Elmira relaxing