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  • It would be more efficient if they stood with their dicks end to end, and each jerker could maximize stroke time by stroking middle-out, two dick per hand, that’s four dicks each.

  • Don’t half-ass two things when you should whole-ass one thing.

  • You have to yell “Sic semper tyrannis!” After you do it.

  • Hair today, goon tomorrow.

  • He suggested that a stock trading ban could discourage people from running for office.

    That’s exactly the fucking point. We don’t want stock trading people running for office.

  • The prevailing theory is that McDonald’s brings the McRib back whenever pork futures are down, because it maximizes profit. That is usually seasonal- in the early autumn, when grilling season is over.

  • I read a tweet once that said that Burger King’s chicken nuggets tasted like “deer ankles.”Another apt comparison.

  • If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing naked.

  • I have a friend who swears by them. Buys one after another of those heaps of junk. I always ask her “how’s your Heep?”

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  • I was discussing the “immigration crisis” with some conservative friends and when I said “if you want to stop illegal migration, then we need to make legal immigration faster, cheaper, and easier.”That simple suggestion infuriated them. It’s not about legality, it’s about xenophobia / racism.

  • “If you’re a legal immigrant you’re safe.”

    • does everything they can to make becoming legal or staying legal impossible.
    • camps out in immigration courts to abduct people trying to get/stay legal.
  • I recently binged every season of “Silicon Valley,” and regret not watching it sooner.

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  • I used to be a retail PC service tech back when these things were new. I remember scoffing at the “never obsolete” tag. They were obsolete while still new in the box.

  • Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s “talent handler” (she wrangled the pedophiles’ victims). She’s a good friend of trump and he’s been toying with the idea of pardoning her.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    What else can you do?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    I've printed so much useless stuff.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    I redid this meme based on an earlier post by me, and I am sorry....

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If we're ever going to get a biopic about Stan Lee, it had better be before Marc Maron ages out, because I can't imagine anyone more perfect for the role.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    To the window, to the wall..

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If a sandwich is defined as any food item between two pieces of bread, then a layer cake is a type of sandwich.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Don't yell at me, I'm just makin' memes here.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If octopuses had to wear clothes, they'd probably just wear skirts or kilts instead of pants.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Elmira relaxing