I think I’ll ignore this

This guy frets

The airspeed velocity of an unladen spankswallow depends on the skill of the spank and the proximity of the swallow, but on average? 42

Have you tried a spankswallow? Much better and less likely to flee

There’s no reason to slander shitgibbons like that

More like stupris, amirite

Does your user name mean that you’re a lover of misspelling ready?

When the point of a fun website is finally and forever lost. Welcome to the bots and ads show!

An interesting idea. Was there no oppression before the West’s influence was felt? Do you consider Russia to be part of the West?

Worst hangover I ever had, I was 20 and spent an entire May day working with my brother scraping and painting a small shed, and replacing the shingles. Took us about ten hours give or take. We had an occasional beer but nothing crazy.

Once done we each polished off about ten Labatt 50s while we watched hockey, then went out to meet friends. Got home at about 2 am.

Woke up the next day like someone had driven a spike through my head and was drumming the ends that stuck out with steel rods.

I was screwed for about 36 hours. Realized as I was recovering that I hadn’t had a drop of water all that day, just stopped working to sip on a cold beer every once in a while.

Lesson fucking learned. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.

I think the doom is real, but we’re all looking at it through 6" x 3" magnifying glasses that condense all the shit into one giant nugget, and then the easy thing is to comment on that nugget because, well it’s right there, and last winter was unseasonably warm and there were some pretty catastrophic wildfires, and the ocean is doing weird shit, and it’s easy to think that that’s all there is, but you can still take a walk in the woods on a sunny day, and say hi to some people, and maybe make a friend.

It’s such a dumb rule. Tape is tape, are they afraid the goalies won’t see the puck?

Let’s be fair, Nancy P is about as much a back slapping old school politician as you can get, and AOC fell in line to her leadership. AOC and the squad haven’t been as left as promised

I think as long as the meat was slaughtered by a combine vegetarians can eat it