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What would your last words be?

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What would your last words be?

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  • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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    Knowing me, probably something like “I wonder what this does…”

    • 0110010001100010@lemmy.world
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      lol same, or maybe “hold my beer.”

    • well5H1T3@lemmy.world
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      Lol, Electronics engineer, I second this

  • Pronell@lemmy.world
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    Ah fuck.

    • Chozo@fedia.io
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      I can’t believe you’ve done this.

      • jcg@halubilo.social
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        1 年前

        For the uninitiated

        • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          For the uninitiated

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

        • pastermil@sh.itjust.works
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          That is some good sucker punch

  • Arcynic@lemmy.world
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    “pspspspsps” or “who’s a cute [animal that’s about to end me]”

    • Today@lemmy.world
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      Look, a kitty!

      • well5H1T3@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

  • ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world
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    What are you gonna do, stab me?

    • bitfucker@programming.dev
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      Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing

      • TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works
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        deleted by creator

      • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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        Topical and dark, like a fresh front page, coated in fine chocolate.

    • kambusha@lemmy.world
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      • Man stabbed 5 times
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        28 Stab wounds

  • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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    “Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.

  • nocturne@sopuli.xyz
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    So long and thanks for all the fish.

  • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    Ah. That was sweet.

    • MellowSnow@lemmy.world
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      Death by snu snu?

      • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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        Nah, just an appreciation for what I’ve experienced in life. Lot’s of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.

        • Pronell@lemmy.world
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          Love that perspective.

  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    Probably something like ‘I’ve gotta pee’

  • m-p{3}@lemmy.ca
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    If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper “you absolute twaaaaaaaaa…” towards my vanquisher as my last breath.

  • Elaine Cortez@lemm.ee
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    "Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold… I’ll tell you where it is… it’s… it’s… dramatically dies "

    • orb360@lemmy.ca
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      My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.

  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone
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    He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh

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    deleted by creator

  • Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeBanned from community
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    My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.

    • HubertManne@kbin.social
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      if thats the case mine is going to be something like “whos a good girl?”

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      Wholesome, like it.

  • vvv@programming.dev
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    The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.

    • NightAuthor@lemmy.world
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      I’ve had data succession planning on my todo list for a couple of years now

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    Ah, fuck.

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