The internet sure has grown. Some day it’ll be too big to even fit inside OP’s mom.
OP’s mom’s pussy is so big, Thanos had to snap twice.
Anyone remember that offline Wikipedia reader that had the whole text of English wiki on it? I always thought it was neat.
You can still download an archive of Wikipedia today, and it’s smaller than you’d expect
How big do I expect it to be?
Bigger than it actually is
Q.E.D.
There was a time it would’ve fit on a floppy
This is really nonsensical. It could fit on a piece of paper in font size 8 if you go back far enough and “stretch” the definition of Internet.
Not true. The first document on the internet was, in fact, 7 pages in 8pt font.
It was the New Purchase brochure from a Packard Bell 286 4MHz from Circuit City transcribed into .doc format.
This is actually exactly why I love the internet
First spam
“Congratulations on buying a Packard Bell computer. Would you like to register me?”
Welcome to Packard Bell Navigator!
And were all 7 of those pages uploaded at the same time? Ha, gotchu now! (But for real, is .doc that old?)
According to wikipedia, “Microsoft has used the extension since 1983.”
Ha! So not as old as me
There also was a time when the entirety of the human language would fit in this thread.
We have a great great great great … grandfather that was a single cell.
Your ellipsis is too long. It’s like dot dot dot …. it just keeps going on and on and on
grunts approval
grunts dismissive mocking
grunts don’t make me turn this mammoth around
grunts gotta go potty
